Scapegoat's Report for Trent Radio Annual General Meeting 13Feb00
Paul Cleveland

I am sorry that I can not be here to make this presentation in person.
It is my fault that I double booked my schedule with a play rehearsal.
As Trent Radio's Official Scapegoat, I take full responsibility
for the following;

  - leaving the coffee maker on all night
  - forgetting to set the alarm system
  - braking turntable needles
  - depleting the CD collection
  - tying up the phone lines so no one can call in
  - moving the computers around
  - breaking the furnace
  - breaking the air conditioning
  - overheating the studios and freezing the kitchen
  - re-introducing squirrels to the attic
  - playing music too loud for the tenant
  - leaving puddles of slush all over the house
  - throwing cigarette butts all over the lawn
  - leaving CDs behind in the studio after my show
  - walking in to the studio when the mic light is on
  - bringing food and drinks into the studio
  - blocking the driveway
  - icing the antenna
  - asking people who look REALLY busy, "what day is it?"
  - leaving a little drop of cream left in the container
  - leaving a sink full of dishes
  - walking up the stairs for no particular reason
  - not being in total awe of Killaloe
  - interfering with the signal
  - putting a HUNDRED WATT bulb in a 40 watt lamp
  - moving all the chairs in the house into a one room.
  - not keeping the red button in Studio A down
  - taking Trent Radio off the air
  - delaying the Trent Express so that students are late
  - John's bad temper
  - Barb's bad temper
  - ignoring the logger tape alarm
  - fiddling with the computer when its playing a programme, ooops!
  - not using the big well marked YELLOW button to turn of the alarm
  - undoing the tape on the logger alarm and permanently turning it off
  - unplugging the logger alarm
  - turning off the logger alarm and then not changing the logger
  - not rewinding the logger tapes
  - not filling out music sheets completely
  - mixing up the announcements in the PSA binder
  - taking sucky messages
  - breaking the headphone jack, and the cassette deck

Please let be known I refuse to take responsibility for closing
the downtown colleges.  Sorry, you'll have to blame someone else
for that.

Sincerely, Paul Cleveland.